Saturday, October 23, 2010

Saturday Strip: Policy go-round

Thanks to Leo for this.

Coffee Break: You may be a Taliban if...

1.... You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

2.... You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3.... You have more wives than teeth.

4.... You wipe your ass with your bare hand, but consider bacon "UNCLEAN".

5.... You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6.... You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7.... You consider television dangerous, but routinely! carry explosives in your clothing.

8.... You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9..... You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

10.... You've always had a crush on your neighbour's goat.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Monday, October 18, 2010

Writer's Block: Remember the Doozers?

Ok. so I swiped this from the answers of Boing Boing's muppet quiz. Couldn't help it. I always thought they were cute.

For more on the Doozers, click here.

Vampire Photo Booth, Brunch & Breakfast

Vampire Photo Booth

Brunch and Breakfast

Saturday, October 16, 2010

7 things you don't really need to take photos of

In this day and age, nearly everyone has a digital camera. Half of which own a DSLR, and another half call themselves photographers. Among them, only 10 percent actually take decent photos, and an even smaller percentage actually know how to use manual settings. Sadly of the few talented ones, only a few actually get to make a living out of this.

If you want to know why there's so much crap in cyberspace - its because of these seven things most people on Earth like to take photos of.

Here's one of them. Food. People love taking pictures of food. It has color, it sits still. It comes to you on a ceramic platter.

For the other 6 things people really shouldn't bother taking photos of, click here.

Saturday Strip: Fatman

Monday, October 11, 2010

Writer's Block: Men through the ages

Yes, men started out as hunters. These days, guys like Steve Jobs are "The Man". For those who like men to be pretty, there's barely-a-teen-who-could-land-you-in-jail boppy Justin Bieber boylets. Call the ladies when the Fonzy and Russel Crowe types return to Earth. Thanks. - wmf

Saturday, October 9, 2010

Saturday Strip: I put a spell on you

Not Peter Pan's but Casper's, and all grown up -- Wendy the Witch.